No need to adjust your screen - you absolutely read this correctly! For so many years, people have been begging us for a "Plaque Doctor." Weirdly, it was always under our Plague Doctor photos, but that's probably just a coincidence!

Well, we've heard your demands for a dental hygiene-themed plush! You're right, the world DOES need a spooky reminder to brush and floss! So, we made it!

Note: Yes, this is a real physical actual product you will really get if you order this item. For real! What - you thought we would joke about this?

10(w) x 10(d) x 10(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!